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Door Mat "Wine Snob"

Welcome mats for the wine lover! Safe for indoor/outdoor use. 28 x 17

Product Code 45-003 Net Weight: 0.57 kgs
$18.95 each

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Door Mat "Wine O Clock" Wine Glass Candle- Kay Syrah

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By using DirtyLaundry.ca, you expressly agree that use of DirtyLaundry.ca is at your sole risk. This website is provided as \"AS IS\" and \"as available\" basis. Dirty Laundry Vineyard nor its affiliates, subsidiaries or designees nor each of their respective officers, directors, employees, agents, third-party content providers, designers, contractors, distributors, merchants, sponsors, licensors or the like (collectively, \"Associates\") warrant that use of DirtyLaundry.ca will be uninterrupted or error-free. Dirty Laundry Vineyard nor it\'s Associates warrant the accuracy, integrity or completeness of the content provided on DirtyLaundry.ca nor the products or services offered for sale on DirtyLaundry.ca. Further, Dirty Laundry Vineyard makes no representation that content provided on DirtyLaundry.ca is applicable to, or appropriate for use in, locations outside of Canada. Dirty Laundry Vineyard and its Associates specifically disclaim all warranties, whether expressed or implied, including but not limited to warranties of title, merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. No oral advice or written information given by Dirty Laundry Vineyard or its Associates shall create a warranty. Some provinces may not allow the exclusion or limitation of certain warranties, so the above limitation or exclusion may not apply to you.

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Account Creation

When browsing the Dirty Laundry General Store\'s products, you shall remain an anonymous visitor. By entering the checkout procedure, you understand and give your consent for Dirty Laundry Vineyard Ltd. to create a user account on your behalf. Information provided to Dirty Laundry Vineyard Ltd. during any portion of the checkout procedure will be entered into a private database of our store users. Where such information contains an email address, you understand that Dirty Laundry Vineyard Ltd. will not share said information with any third party.

Product Display / Colors

DirtyLaundry.ca attempts to display product images shown on the site as accurately as possible. However, we cannot guarantee that the colour you see matches the product colour, as this depends on many factors, including, in part, upon the monitor you are using. Many of our wine accessories and gifts are hand made by artisans and as such, colour and even shape can vary significantly.

Errors on Our Site

Prices and availability of products and services are subject to change without notice. Errors will be corrected where discovered and Dirty Laundry Vineyard reserves the right to revoke any stated offer and to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions including after an order has been submitted and whether or not the order has been confirmed and your credit card charged. If your credit card has already been charged for the purchase and your order is cancelled, Dirty Laundry Vineyard will issue a credit to your credit card account in the amount of the charge. Individual bank policies will dictate when this amount is credited to your account. If you are not fully satisfied with any product you purchase, you may return it in accordance with Dirty Laundry Vineyard\'s Return Policy.

Pricing Policy

Online prices, offers and selection are subject to change. Our products and services are priced as competitively as possible, given their high quality.

Sales Tax Policy

Dirty Laundry Vineyard does business throughout Canada and internationally and must collect and remit sales tax where appropriate. Dirty Laundry Vineyard must collect PST, GST and alcohol tax (where applicable) on all orders to be in compliance with British Columbia\'s tax laws as well as Canada\'s federal GST.

Paying for Your Order

You may pay for your orders with major credit cards issued in Canada and the United States. Currently, we accept credit cards processed through Moneris.

Validating Your Order

After you place an order using our shopping cart, we will check the information you give us for validity, by verifying your method of payment or shipping address. We reserve the right to reject any order you place with us, and/or to limit quantities on any order, without giving any reason. If we reject your order, we will attempt to notify you using the e-mail address you have given us with the order. Your credit or debit card will normally not be charged if we reject an order, but we will process a refund if the charge has been made against your card.

Order Acceptance/Confirmation/Order Limitations

Your receipt of an electronic or other form of order confirmation does not signify our acceptance of your order, nor does it constitute confirmation of our offer to sell. DirtyLaundry.ca reserves the right at any time after receipt of your order to accept or decline your order for any reason. We also reserve the right to limit quantities on any order, without giving any reason. If we reject your order, we will generally attempt to notify you using the e-mail address you gave us when you placed the order.

Return Policy

All sales made through DirtyLaundry.ca are subject to Dirty Laundry Vineyard\'s return policy. For a complete explanation of the return policy, please see our Returns section.

Order Limitations/Limited Quantities

Dirty Laundry Vineyard may, at its own discretion, limit or cancel products, services and/or quantities purchased per person, per household or per order. We also reserve the right to reject any order you place with us. These restrictions may include orders placed by the same DirtyLaundry.ca account, the same credit card, and orders that use the same billing and/or shipping address. In the event we make a change to an order, we will attempt to notify you by contacting the e-mail and/or billing address provided at the time the order was made. We reserve the right to limit or prohibit sales to dealers.

Shipping

All orders placed on this site are subject to availability and will be shipped according to Dirty Laundry Vineyard\'s shipping policies. Bordello Club enrollment may allow for periodic shipments during the term of enrollment. A shipping confirmation e-mail will be sent immediately upon shipment of each order. In the rare event that your order never arrives, notification of lost items must be received within 15 days from receipt of the shipping confirmation e-mail. Please review the Shipping and Return\'s page in our Information section for additional information on shipping times, rates, and policies.

Termination of Use

Dirty Laundry Vineyard may, in its sole discretion, terminate your account or your use of DirtyLaundry.ca at anytime. You are personally liable for any orders that you place or charges that you incur prior to termination. We reserve the right to change, suspend, or discontinue any or all aspects of DirtyLaundry.ca at any time without prior notice.

Security and Privacy

Dirty Laundry Vineyard knows that you care how information about you is used and shared. This notice describes our Security and Privacy policy. By visiting our website, you are accepting the practices described in this Security and Privacy notice.

How Secure Is Information About Me and my Credit Card?

Dirty Laundry Vineyard uses Moneris, one of Canada\'s largest and most trusted on-line payment portals. The Moneris system is a safe and secure encrypted system that allows use of Visa, Mastercard and American Express credit cards. It is important for you to protect against unauthorized access to your account. Be sure to sign off when finished using a shared computer.

What personal information about customers does Dirty Laundry Vineyard gather?

The information we learn from customers helps us personalize and continually improve your shopping experience at DirtyLaundry.ca.

We receive and store any information you enter on our Website or give us in any other way. We use the information that you provide for such purposes as responding to your requests, customizing future shopping for you, improving our store, and communicating with you.

Information about our customers is an important part of our business, and we are not in the business of selling it to others. We NEVER share customer information with public or private entities, unless required to do so by court order.

E-mail Communications & Account Creation

When browsing the Dirty Laundry General Store\'s products, you shall remain an anonymous visitor. By entering the checkout procedure, you understand and give your consent for Dirty Laundry Vineyard Ltd. to create a user account on your behalf. Information provided to Dirty Laundry Vineyard Ltd. during any portion of the checkout procedure will be entered into a private database of our store users. Where such information contains an email address, you understand and agree that Dirty Laundry Vineyard Ltd. has your authorization to, from time to time, send email information to you regarding special offers or notification of events at the winery. Any and all information captured shall remain confidential and for the private use of Dirty Laundry Vineyard Ltd. and will not be shared with any third party. If you do not want to receive e-mail or News Letters from us, please adjust your Customer Account Preferences or email us by clicking on the Contact Us link.

Which Information Can I Access?

Dirty Laundry Vineyard gives you access to information about your account and your interactions with Dirty Laundry Vineyard for the limited purpose of viewing and updating that information. You can add or update certain information on pages, such as Customer Address, Shipping Address, Billing Address, Email Address and Phone number.

Children and Minors

Dirty Laundry Vineyard does not sell products or services for purchase by those under 18. Any and all wine products will not be sold to minors and we require that you verify age at checkout. Wine products that are ordered will have to be received and signed for by someone of legal age at the shipping address.

While minors can use our website, if you are under 18, we recommend you use DirtyLaundry.ca only with the supervision of a parent or guardian.

Discounts

When setting up your DirtyLaundry.ca account, you will in some cases receive an on-line discount coupon code. This code must be entered when prompted at the time of a purchase. Such codes are good for the entirety of a single purchase with certain exceptions. Such codes are void after use.

Upon becoming a Dirty Laundry VIP you will receive an email with a 10% discount code good for use on-line OR our in our on-premises wine shop. This code must be presented at the wine shop register or entered on-line when prompted at the time of a purchase. Such codes are good for the entirety of a single purchase with certain exceptions. Such codes are void after use.

Bordello Wine Club members will receive on-line coupon codes which will be active throughout their term of enrollment in the Bordello Club. This coupon code is non-transferrable and will be valid only in conjunction with the shipping address associated with the Bordello Club membership. If you are on a multi-pay program, your coupon code is only active while your account is in good standing.

Discount Code Restrictions and Exceptions

On-line discount, promo and club codes cover all products in the DirtyLaundry.ca store. This includes wine products, wine accessories, apparel, food products, gifts and novelties. Items in general that ARE NOT discounted are: Bordello Club subscriptions, gift certificates, Bordello House reservations, Event Room and Patio bookings, packaged specials, event tickets, clearance items and other specific items that have been specially discounted. In certain cases, Bordello House reservations may be eligible for discounts.

Once your discount status is confirmed, you will see your discount applied to your order in the order recap section of the order confirmation page while checking out.

Shipping:

Unless otherwise stipulated, shipping charges are calculated upon the weight of the items within your order, the shipping method you choose, and the shipping destination.Wine products are limited to Canadian destinations only due to U.S. regulations. Wine accessories, wine gifts, novelties and apparel can be shipped worldwide. Most orders will be shipped within 24 hours if items are available and you are unable to make changes to an order once it has been packaged. Orders cannot be canceled once they have been shipped. You may however refuse the package, and upon its return receipt we will credit you for the merchandise. Shipping fees will still apply. Wine items will arrive within 2 to 6 days depending on the distance from Summerland, BC. Protection from freezing during the winter months is a priority.

Real-time Canada Post shipping quotes are provided based on service, destination and total order weight. Canada Post orders are shipped the day after the order is processed and packaged. This may result in postal orders placed on Friday not being picked up by Canada Post until Monday morning, barring holidays or delays. Expedited Orders: Canada Post real-time shipping calculator offers 3 day, 2nd day, and Next Day. Prices vary by weight, service and destination. Orders take 2 business days after receipt of order to assemble before they are shipped. Transit Times for Domestic Shipments:

  • Standard Mail: 5-7 business days.
  • Canada Post First Class: 3 business days.
  • Canada Post Expedited: 2 business days.
  • Canada Post Next Day: 1 business day.

International Orders and Regional Laws: It is the responsibility of the purchaser to understand and answer for all fees and charges required by Customs and Duty regarding packages ordered and shipped internationally. All items sold and distributed by Dirty Laundry Vineyards are legal for sale and distribution. However, it is the responsibility of all customers to understand local, regional, and national laws pertaining to the items they purchase, and purchasers are solely responsible for packages lost or destroyed, or any legal action resulting from the purchase of the items that are illegal in their particular country or region. Any Bordello Club members picking up wine during weekend hours MUST make prior confirmation with the wine club administrator between the hours of Monday-Thursday 8am-4pm, Friday between 8am-NOON. Call 250-494-8815 ext 215 to make arrangements.

Dirty Laundry Vineyards passes on our preferred shipping rates to you, adding only a small shipping surcharge to each order to cover the cost of packaging materials and labour. GST and PSTA (Provincial Alcohol Sales Tax) is also added to the price of all wine products. All other merchandise (wine accessories, apparel, glassware, novelties, etc.) will incur applicable GST and PST at checkout. Bordello Club prices are calculated with all taxes included in the posted offers.

Returns

Dirty Laundry Vineyard Return Policy

When purchasing from Dirty Laundry Vineyard, your satisfaction in our products is always guaranteed. We know it\'s sometimes necessary to exchange or return an item. We want to make it easy.

  • You can return anything for a refund or exchange, whichever you prefer.
  • Returned wine products will only be entered back into inventory if unbroken, unfrozen and with all labeling and safety seals undamaged.
  • You must contact Dirty Laundry Vineyard within 15 business days from the receipt of the initial order. You can contact us by calling (250) 494-8815 or emailing us by clicking on the contact information page. You MUST contact us BEFORE attempting a return.
  • We only refund money in the way it was purchased.
  • The buyer must pay shipping both to and from destination unless the product error was the fault of Dirty Laundry Vineyard.
  • A credit or exchange cannot be issued until Dirty Laundry Vineyard reviews the returned item.
  • Dirty Laundry Vineyard has 30 business days to review any and all returns.
  • You do not need a Return Authorization Number.
  • On any exchange we\'ll charge you the difference for the new item as well as any additional shipping.
  • Once we receive and accept your return, we\'ll credit you for the cost of the original item.

Returns or Exchanges by Canada Post Only

  • Secure your merchandise in the original packaging, if available, and enclose the original packing slip.
  • We only accept returns via Canada Post or the Postal Service in international destinations.
  • You must pay your own postage.
  • Ship to:

    ATTN: Returns
    7311 Fiske Street
    Summerland, B.C.
    Canada, VOH 1Z2

  • Include a brief note explaining why you are returning your item and how you\'d like us to proceed.

Restocking Fees

While we try very hard to avoid excessive restocking fees, Dirty Laundry Vineyard reserves the right to apply a 10% restocking fee. This is to cover the cost of expensive packaging materials and labour.

All return rules and policies are subject to change at anytime.

Cancellations

Orders that have already been packaged but not released for shipment are able to be cancelled, however, they will incur a 10% restocking fee to cover the cost of expensive packaging materials and labour. Orders that have already shipped fall under the category of \"returns\". Such orders will incur both a 10% restocking fee and all shipping costs to and from the shipping destination. Returned wine products will only be entered back into inventory if unbroken, unfrozen and with all labeling and safety seals undamaged.

Dirty Laundry Vineyard is a boutique Okanagan winery with a sexy theme specializing in high quality VQA wines. Our online store features wine accessories, wine gifts, novelties, glasses and apparel.