12 Bottles / Yr
2 Shipments
of 6 Bottles

18 Bottles / Yr
3 Shipments
of 6 Bottles

24 Bottles / Yr
4 Shipments
of 6 Bottles

48 Bottles / Yr
4 Shipments
of 12 Bottles

72 Bottles / Yr
6 Shipments
of 12 Bottles

Curtain

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For Your First Order You May Select Any 6 Wines:

Whites

Blushes

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Reds

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Please be aware that a Bordello Club membership must be purchased independently of all other purchases. Choosing the Peek-a-Boo level means you'll be shipped 6 of our award-winning wines every 6 months (a total of 12 bottles / year). You’ll also get:

- Choose ANY 6 award winning wines for your first order
- Free Shipping to any Canadian destination on scheduled wineclub shipments
- 2 quality DLV logo wine glasses - a $23.90 value
- 10% member discount for online or in-store orders including wine!*

TERMS
By clicking “ENROLL ME” and completing your initial order today, you agree to participate for a minimum term of 12 months (at least 1 more shipment) during which time you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard to send wine and bill your credit card at 6 month intervals. You are free to move to a higher level at any time, or; move to a lower level or opt out any time after 12 months by notifying Dirty Laundry Inc. By not opting out, we understand that you want to continue your membership uninterrupted. In such case, you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard Inc. to continue to bill your card and send you your wine at the same savings and intervals until you notify us of your desire to cancel. Choose immediate delivery of your first order, or start your shipments at the next optimum period in the winemaker's schedule. Subsequent shipments will occur on the winemaker's schedule. Every shipment must be picked up or signed for by, someone of legal age in the jurisdiction of delivery. If the subscription is a gift, you must designate the recipient's name, email and shipping address. You can opt to have us send a personal email message or keep it a surprise.
*Discount applies only to orders outside of scheduled wine club shipments. Additional Bordello Wine Club subscriptions, sale or discounted items, gift certificates, Bordello House reservations, bundled store specials or event tickets are ineligible. Standard shipping rates apply.

Select the Type of Wines You'd Prefer:

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

Select Your Delivery Preference:

Select Your First Order Preference:

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

For Your First Order You May Select Any 6 Wines:

Whites

Blushes

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

Reds

Specialty

Address You're Shipping To:


SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

Personal Gift Message:

Please be aware that a Bordello Club membership must be purchased independently of all other purchases. Choosing the Voyeur level means you'll be shipped 6 of our award-winning wines every 4 months (a total of 18 bottles / year). You’ll also get:

- Choose ANY 6 award winning wines for your first order
- Free Shipping to any Canadian destination on scheduled wineclub shipments
- An additional 2.5% off your scheduled shipments.
- 2 quality DLV logo wine glasses & a wiggly girl topper - a $33.89 value
- 10% member discount for online or in-store orders including wine!*

TERMS
By clicking “ENROLL ME” and completing your initial order today, you agree to participate for a minimum term of 12 months (at least 2 more shipments) during which time you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard to send wine and bill your credit card at 4 month intervals. You are free to move to a higher level at any time, or; move to a lower level or opt out any time after 12 months by notifying Dirty Laundry Inc. By not opting out, we understand that you want to continue your membership uninterrupted. In such case, you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard Inc. to continue to bill your card and send you your wine at the same savings and intervals until you notify us of your desire to cancel. Choose immediate delivery of your first order, or start your shipments at the next optimum period in the winemaker's schedule. Subsequent shipments will occur on the winemaker's schedule. Every shipment must be picked up or signed for by, someone of legal age in the jurisdiction of delivery. If the subscription is a gift, you must designate the recipient's name, email and shipping address. You can opt to have us send a personal email message or keep it a surprise.
*Discount applies only to orders outside of scheduled wine club shipments. Additional Bordello Wine Club subscriptions, sale or discounted items, gift certificates, Bordello House reservations, bundled store specials or event tickets are ineligible. Standard shipping rates apply.

Select the Type of Wines You'd Prefer:

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

Select Your Delivery Preference:

Select Your First Order Preference:

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

For Your First Order You May Select Any 6 Wines:

Whites

Blushes

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

Reds

Specialty

Address You're Shipping To:


SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

Personal Gift Message:

Please be aware that a Bordello Club membership must be purchased independently of all other purchases. Choosing the Blush level means you'll be shipped 6 of our award-winning wines every 3 months (a total of 24 bottles / year). You’ll also get:

- Choose ANY 6 award winning wines for your first order
- Free Shipping to any Canadian destination on scheduled wineclub shipments
- An additional 5% off your scheduled shipments.
- 4 quality DLV logo wine glasses & a wiggly girl topper - a $57.79 value
- 10% member discount for online or in-store orders including wine!*

TERMS
By clicking “ENROLL ME” and completing your initial order today, you agree to participate for a minimum term of 12 months (at least 3 more shipments) during which time you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard to send wine and bill your credit card at 3 month intervals. You are free to move to a higher level at any time, or; move to a lower level or opt out any time after 12 months by notifying Dirty Laundry Inc. By not opting out, we understand that you want to continue your membership uninterrupted. In such case, you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard Inc. to continue to bill your card and send you your wine at the same savings and intervals until you notify us of your desire to cancel. Choose immediate delivery of your first order, or start your shipments at the next optimum period in the winemaker's schedule. Subsequent shipments will occur on the winemaker's schedule. Every shipment must be picked up or signed for by, someone of legal age in the jurisdiction of delivery. If the subscription is a gift, you must designate the recipient's name, email and shipping address. You can opt to have us send a personal email message or keep it a surprise.
*Discount applies only to orders outside of scheduled wine club shipments. Additional Bordello Wine Club subscriptions, sale or discounted items, gift certificates, Bordello House reservations, bundled store specials or event tickets are ineligible. Standard shipping rates apply.

Select the Type of Wines You'd Prefer:

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

Select Your Delivery Preference:

Select Your First Order Preference:

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

For Your First Order You May Select Any 12 Wines:

Whites

Blushes

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

Reds

Specialty

Address You're Shipping To:


SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

Personal Gift Message:

Please be aware that a Bordello Club membership must be purchased independently of all other purchases. Choosing the Boudoir level means you'll be shipped 12 of our award-winning wines every 3 months (a total of 48 bottles / year). You’ll also get:

- Choose ANY 12 award winning wines for your first order
- Free Shipping to any Canadian destination on scheduled wineclub shipments
- An additional 7.5% off your scheduled shipments.
- 4 logo wine glasses, wiggly girl topper & logo corkscrew - a $57.79 value
- 1 bottle “Girl in Every Port” port style wine - a $25.99 value
- 10% member discount for online or in-store orders including wine!*

By clicking “ENROLL ME” and completing your initial order today, you agree to participate for a minimum term of 12 months (at least 3 more shipments) during which time you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard to send wine and bill your credit card at 3 month intervals. You are free to move to a higher level at any time, or; move to a lower level or opt out any time after 12 months by notifying Dirty Laundry Inc. By not opting out, we understand that you want to continue your membership uninterrupted. In such case, you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard Inc. to continue to bill your card and send you your wine at the same savings and intervals until you notify us of your desire to cancel. Choose immediate delivery of your first order, or start your shipments at the next optimum period in the winemaker's schedule. Subsequent shipments will occur on the winemaker's schedule. Every shipment must be picked up or signed for by, someone of legal age in the jurisdiction of delivery. If the subscription is a gift, you must designate the recipient's name, email and shipping address. You can opt to have us send a personal email message or keep it a surprise.
*Discount applies only to orders outside of scheduled wine club shipments. Additional Bordello Wine Club subscriptions, sale or discounted items, gift certificates, Bordello House reservations, bundled store specials or event tickets are ineligible. Standard shipping rates apply.

Select the Type of Wines You'd Prefer:

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

Select Your Delivery Preference:

Select Your First Order Preference:

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

For Your First Order You May Select Any 12 Wines:

Whites

Blushes

SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

Reds

Specialty

Address You're Shipping To:


SUBTOTAL: $0.00

 

Personal Gift Message:

Please be aware that a Bordello Club membership must be purchased independently of all other purchases. Choosing the Madam level means you'll be shipped 12 of our award-winning wines every 2 months (a total of 72 bottles / year). You’ll also get:

- Choose ANY 6 award winning wines for your first order
- Free Shipping to any Canadian destination on scheduled wineclub shipments
- An additional 10% off your scheduled shipments.
- 4 logo wine glasses, wiggly girl topper & logo corkscrew - a $57.79 value
- 1 bottle “Girl in Every Port” / 1 bottle “Hoar Frost” Icewine - a $65.98 value
- 10% member discount for online or in-store orders including wine!*

TERMS
By clicking “ENROLL ME” and completing your initial order today, you agree to participate for a minimum term of 12 months (at least 5 more shipments) during which time you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard to send wine and bill your credit card at 2 month intervals. You are free to move to a higher level at any time, or; move to a lower level or opt out any time after 12 months by notifying Dirty Laundry Inc. By not opting out, we understand that you want to continue your membership uninterrupted. In such case, you authorize Dirty Laundry Vineyard Inc. to continue to bill your card and send you your wine at the same savings and intervals until you notify us of your desire to cancel. Choose immediate delivery of your first order, or start your shipments at the next optimum period in the winemaker's schedule. Subsequent shipments will occur on the winemaker's schedule. Every shipment must be picked up or signed for by, someone of legal age in the jurisdiction of delivery. If the subscription is a gift, you must designate the recipient's name, email and shipping address. You can opt to have us send a personal email message or keep it a surprise.
*Discount applies only to orders outside of scheduled wine club shipments. Additional Bordello Wine Club subscriptions, sale or discounted items, gift certificates, Bordello House reservations, bundled store specials or event tickets are ineligible. Standard shipping rates apply.

The Winemaker's Schedule (Wine Cycle)

The Winemaker’s Schedule is based on the wine fermentation, aging & bottling cycle and the intervals of time from the release dates of the vintages. The new white vintages are generally released in the spring sometime in mid April to early May and the reds in early Sept. Thus, the cycle of wine readiness is based on these times of year. Being on this cycle assures wine club members to be on the leading edge of these release dates and therefore, be the first to be offered the latest vintage releases.

When you join the Bordello Club at the Hush or higher level, we offer you a choice of getting your first shipment immediately or waiting for the next available point in the wine release cycle to receive the shipment. Either way, your subsequent shipments will be released to you on the winemaker’s schedule. This means that you may get your wine slightly earlier or later on your second shipment. Our general guideline for the Winemaker's Schedule is:

May 1st (All Levels)
July 1st (Madam's Level Only)
September 1st (All Levels)
November 1st (Madam's Level Only)
January 1st (All Levels)
March 1st (Madam's Level Only)

Dirty Laundry Vineyard is a boutique Okanagan winery with a sexy theme specializing in high quality VQA wines. Our online store features wine accessories, wine gifts, novelties, glasses and apparel.